I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You smell like stripper and shame
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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