she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
