Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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