i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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