i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
