So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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