We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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