worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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