I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Too much gin, very little bucket
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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