Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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