I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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