ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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