went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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