so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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