There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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