their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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