You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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