It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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