once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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