i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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