I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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