Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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