So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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