Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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