i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm like, not good at living.
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