I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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