So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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