So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she pinky promised me she was 18
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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