I am in a vortex of obligation.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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