Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
