I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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