We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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