How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
