is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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