dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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