you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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