ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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