dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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