it wasn't lemon gatorade
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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