i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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