I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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