Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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