If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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