she looked like the bat from fern gully.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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