We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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