Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My bed smells like the plague
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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