I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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