I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
its liver damage thursday
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