Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
as a side note pls kill me
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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