Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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